shalewa: two thirty in the morning is as good a time as any to make this announcement: it looks like i’ve got myself a june sublet, so as of 06/01, i will begin step one in Operation NY AKA Back To The Motherland. As Brad “Accidentally Racist” Paisley would say, “I’m gonna miss her.”
I never don’t hear police sirens, but they’re far away and it’s not me.
He really does look bummed out.
When you write a bass line like this do you think,...
Andy Sandford Website: my favorite show →
andysandfordcomedy: … The Crowd: A lot of comics will say their favorite rooms and they really mean what room has a cake audience who laughs hard at setups etc. Star Bar is not an “easy” crowd by any standard. They are also not a bad crowd. They respond the most to genuinely good material. They sniff out disingenuous comics real quick and don’t like being pandered to. Sometimes comics...
Andy Sandford Website: Comedy biz blogs: the most... →
andysandfordcomedy: There are books, and blogs, and podcasts, and classes, and videos, and messageboards all geared toward aspiring comedians who want to take their career up a notch. There is a huge market for comedy career advice. I’d be willing to bet that comedy has more of this sort of thing than most creative… These have annoyed me for a minute and it all goes back to worrying about...
Your Rape Jokes Bore Me | Tess Rafferty →
The only part of this I take issue with is I heard a pretty great Chicken McNuggets joke the other day.
I don’t think I love anything more than having to fight the reflex to refer to Atlanta as “home” when talking to family. Driving back into this city at night is one of the major highlights of doing shows out of town. “Oh, the show went poorly? Well we still get to see it all lit up.”
: List of the Top 5 Life Hacks To Make Your Life... →
dangatorium: By Andy Sandford We’ve all seen this list of “99 Life Hacks To make Your Life Easier” floating around the web, and we’ve had the same thought: 99 things is a lot of things! Too many things, I say. I am not some kind of life hacker. I can only learn so many life hacks at one time. Does this…
https://vimeo.com/64176363 The trumpet guy killed me.
badkidsjokes: why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition because it will come for its revenge
It’s weird and stupid and great that I can occasionally make $20 telling jokes for 12 minutes.
John Roy: My Entirely Free Comedy Class, Week Nine →
johnroycomic: It’s easy to tell someone they are stupid, ugly, vain, vapid, boring. Come at it from a different angle. Try to find ways to agree with your audience, make them look cool. The harder it is to agree, the funnier you’ll be. If you try to find ways to justify things that the audience says, you’ll notice that they often say things that are bizarre, inappropriate or ridiculous. This...