May 2013
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shalewa: two thirty in the morning is as good a time as any to make this announcement: it looks like i’ve got myself a june sublet, so as of 06/01, i will begin step one in Operation NY AKA Back To The Motherland. As Brad “Accidentally Racist” Paisley would say, “I’m gonna miss her.”
May 20th
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I never don’t hear police sirens, but they’re far away and it’s not me.
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He really does look bummed out.
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ListenWhen you write a bass line like this do you think,...
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May 14th
Andy Sandford Website: my favorite show →
andysandfordcomedy: … The Crowd: A lot of comics will say their favorite rooms and they really mean what room has a cake audience who laughs hard at setups etc. Star Bar is not an “easy” crowd by any standard. They are also not a bad crowd. They respond the most to genuinely good material. They sniff out disingenuous comics real quick and don’t like being pandered to. Sometimes comics...
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Andy Sandford Website: Comedy biz blogs: the most... →
andysandfordcomedy: There are books, and blogs, and podcasts, and classes, and videos, and messageboards all geared toward aspiring comedians who want to take their career up a notch. There is a huge market for comedy career advice. I’d be willing to bet that comedy has more of this sort of thing than most creative… These have annoyed me for a minute and it all goes back to worrying about...
May 12th
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Your Rape Jokes Bore Me | Tess Rafferty →
The only part of this I take issue with is I heard a pretty great Chicken McNuggets joke the other day.
May 11th
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May 9th
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Home
I don’t think I love anything more than having to fight the reflex to refer to Atlanta as “home” when talking to family. Driving back into this city at night is one of the major highlights of doing shows out of town. “Oh, the show went poorly? Well we still get to see it all lit up.”
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: List of the Top 5 Life Hacks To Make Your Life... →
dangatorium: By Andy Sandford We’ve all seen this list of “99 Life Hacks To make Your Life Easier” floating around the web, and we’ve had the same thought: 99 things is a lot of things! Too many things, I say. I am not some kind of life hacker. I can only learn so many life hacks at one time. Does this…
May 3rd
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WatchWatch
https://vimeo.com/64176363 The trumpet guy killed me.
May 2nd
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The Fridge
badkidsjokes: why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition because it will come for its revenge
May 2nd
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It’s weird and stupid and great that I can occasionally make $20 telling jokes for 12 minutes.
May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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John Roy: My Entirely Free Comedy Class, Week Nine →
johnroycomic: It’s easy to tell someone they are stupid, ugly, vain, vapid, boring. Come at it from a different angle. Try to find ways to agree with your audience, make them look cool. The harder it is to agree, the funnier you’ll be. If you try to find ways to justify things that the audience says, you’ll notice that they often say things that are bizarre, inappropriate or ridiculous. This...
Apr 29th
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